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~Vir-Machinae:iconVir-Machinae:

Man of the Machine  

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The HuntThose who burn crosses,  Are those with monetary losses.  You try to break the moon,  When your biggest spokesman is a loon.  But when I disagree with thee,  
You try, and fail, to kill me.  He felt the pulse, it was not there. She was dead. Joe rose up from his crouching position to look those spineless pricks in the face. With anger boiling his heart he spoke,  “ So this is where all those missing people went to. Ya killed ‘em, YA FUCKIN KILLED ‘EM YOU GUTLESS COCKSUCKERS! And the only “crime” they were “guilty” of was trying to find out more stuff on you guys. You all ar The Hunt
in Open on 2/6/08
My Top Ten Video Game villains
in Collage on 1/13/08
HealingThose that were hamred 'gainst thy will   
Shall be one again   
And only then shall Thy wounds heal   
Joe then put away the notepad and pencil. Then got on the bike and rode of to the distance. Healing
in Open on 12/4/07
Deadly LuckAn hourglass figure and blazing red hair,   
Along with a ample bust.  
 
However should anything stray down there,   
Then your death will be assured, that is a must.   
Carrying a parasol over her head,  
 
This innocent item shall soon leave ye dead.   
If someone had told Joe these things, then maybe he would have tried harder to keep his hand from slidding down her shirt and then giving a few good squeezes, just maybe. And the excuse " It was during a bar fight " would probably not work. So he fled; a few 10 seconds after he vacated the threshold, the saloon was blown asunder. A Deadly Luck
in Open on 10/23/07
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Journal Entry: Sat Mar 22, 2008, 4:09 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast
  • Reading: Dave Barry
  • Watching: Metal Music Videos
  • Playing: Guitar Hero II
  • Eating: Energy Bars
  • Drinking: Gatorade
I got this idea while running for Crew practice; Giving our OC's and us SSBB special movesets and Final Smashes.
For example:
Joe "Vir-Machinae"
B: Balls to the Wall- Whips out a guitar and begins a damaging tremelo picking streak, can be directed when button is held.
B smash: The Trooper- Charges forward with his trusty AK-47 w/ bayonet, spears the enemy and then throws them off with a burst of bullets
B up: The Razor's Edge- Throws a grappling hook which can be immediately followed by a second one
B down: Runnin' with the Devil- Throws a punch with an incendiary bomb attached to it, sends the enemy downwards
Final Smash: Holy Diver-Summons the Holy Diver, Murray, a horned beast always giving the horns. Attacks with chains, claws and destructive blasts. Search for Holy Diver on the web.

Commenting is compulsory, do it or else!

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 18
  • Current Residence: Virginia, or The Highway to Hell
  • Interests: Music, 1337 5p34k, violence
  • Favourite movie: Can't decide
  • Favourite band or musician: Guns N' Roses
  • Favourite genre of music: Hard Rock
  • Favourite artist: N/A
  • Favourite poet or writer: John Steinbeck
  • Favourite photographer: N/A
  • Favourite style or digital art: what??????????
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Sansa
  • Shell of choice: blood of my enemies, I'm Lookin' at you ACLU
  • Wallpaper of choice: Ratchet and Clank
  • Skin of choice: Baby Seal
  • Favourite game: Marvel Ultimate Alliance
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii, so fun to say
  • Favourite cartoon character: Janitor
  • Personal Quote: I'm not paid to be nice, so go F**k yourself
  • Tools of the Trade: my shotgun and Jesus string, 160 IQ, and pure vengence

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!jessicamadison:iconjessicamadison: Mar 1, 2008, 5:35:26 AM
Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?

Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?


It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift

but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
~KingOfShippers:iconKingOfShippers: Feb 18, 2008, 10:30:01 AM
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send this to everyone who rocks. Send back to me if u think i rock. if you get a dozen you are loved
~zenotheshademaster:iconzenotheshademaster: Feb 17, 2008, 11:40:28 AM
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send this to everyone who rocks. Send back to me if u think i rock. if you get a dozen you are loved

--
Who saw THAT coming?
~NoLimit5:iconNoLimit5: Feb 16, 2008, 2:05:27 PM
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send this to everyone who rocks. Send back to me if u think i rock. if you get a dozen you are loved

--
“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.”
-Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)
~Phantom64:iconPhantom64: Feb 6, 2008, 7:37:31 PM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.


First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!

Second, if I don't get this back I understand...

I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
luved

--
Transformers will never get old!

-Guns don't kill, people do-
~XP09:iconXP09: Feb 4, 2008, 5:48:11 AM
Got any love problems? Being turned down by your crush? Don't have any dates?

Indigo Rose, the love expert will help you! Aishiteruyo! :wink:

:heart: 14 Pink Hearts :heart: a brand new fic set to be released in February!

[link]
~NoLimit5:iconNoLimit5: Feb 1, 2008, 2:34:26 PM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.


First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!

Second, if I don't get this back I understand...

I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
luved

--
“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.”
-Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)
~zenotheshademaster:iconzenotheshademaster: Feb 1, 2008, 11:03:05 AM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.


First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!

Second, if I don't get this back I understand...

I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
luved

--
Who saw THAT coming?
~KingOfShippers:iconKingOfShippers: Jan 23, 2008, 11:49:49 PM
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!
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... I WAS .............
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..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
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~NoLimit5:iconNoLimit5: Jan 23, 2008, 9:07:02 PM
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!
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.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo.....
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... I WAS .............
.......... HERE ......
..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
..............SAND"

--
“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.”
-Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)
~zenotheshademaster:iconzenotheshademaster: Jan 23, 2008, 5:21:59 PM
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!
....oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo.....
.....(_/.....(...)........
...............)../.........
..............(_/.........
...........................
......oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo.....
.....(_/.....(....).......
...............)../........
.............(_/.........
...........................
......oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo.....
.....(_/.....(....)............
...............)../........
..............(_/.........
................
...........
... I WAS .............
.......... HERE ......
..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
..............SAND"

--
Who saw THAT coming?
~zenotheshademaster:iconzenotheshademaster: Jan 17, 2008, 6:35:03 PM
If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're great friend

--
Who saw THAT coming?
~KingOfShippers:iconKingOfShippers: Jan 17, 2008, 2:10:25 PM
If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're great friend
~NoLimit5:iconNoLimit5: Jan 17, 2008, 1:09:59 PM
If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're great friend

--
“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.”
-Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)
~Vir-Machinae:iconVir-Machinae: Jan 16, 2008, 1:00:52 PM
I am serious :hug:

--
Catfish; the most bitchin' fish ever.
~prettypunkrocker:iconprettypunkrocker: Jan 15, 2008, 7:57:59 PM
c'mon seriously :blushes:

i was about to upload it again, but idk if i should post another pic instead of the old one or something...
~Vir-Machinae:iconVir-Machinae: Jan 14, 2008, 6:23:03 PM
I saw that picture of you...and I have to say you are very easy on the eyes.

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Catfish; the most bitchin' fish ever.
~Vir-Machinae:iconVir-Machinae: Dec 27, 2007, 6:09:22 PM
YAY!!!!!, pretty girl is back

--
Catfish; the most bitchin' fish ever.
~Vir-Machinae:iconVir-Machinae: Dec 27, 2007, 5:49:07 PM
google it dammit

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Catfish; the most bitchin' fish ever.
~prettypunkrocker:iconprettypunkrocker: Dec 23, 2007, 9:58:20 PM
hey there vir!
(you guessed it) i'm back! :D
~zenotheshademaster:iconzenotheshademaster: Dec 21, 2007, 9:58:22 PM
uh, what the hell's a fedora?

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Who saw THAT coming?
~Vir-Machinae:iconVir-Machinae: Dec 20, 2007, 2:30:19 PM
you're welcome

--
Catfish; the most bitchin' fish ever.
~prettypixie4949:iconprettypixie4949: Dec 19, 2007, 4:18:11 PM
Thanks for the Samus fave! :D

--
Kawaii Ichigo ~^^~

Commissions: Open! (note me....or e-mail ;P)
~WingFire999:iconWingFire999: Dec 17, 2007, 7:12:14 AM
If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas!
Send this to 10 people u care about including me!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.
1-3= Not So Loving..
3-5= Uhh...
5-6= People like you
6-7= People luv you
8-9= Damn People ADORE you
9-10=YOU'RE THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES YOU

--
Samara: They were idiots...
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